longevity????
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do
you think I’ll live to be 84?” He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or
drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I said,
“No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!” “Do
you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?” No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?” “No,”
I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”
He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you care
thats funny
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